Wedding Bells

Well, Spring is here, and so with it begins wedding season. When I imagine wedding season, I often picture the TV show Bridezillas. To be honest, I don’t like the show, I’ve tried to watch it a couple of times but I rarely get more than five minutes in before I’m yelling at the groom to run away. I get that weddings are stressful and expensive and can bring out the worst in anyone but those monsters aren't just terrorizing a wedding party, they are attacking a whole damn town. Watch out Tokyo, you're next. Most women from an early age have an idea of … [Read more...]

I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T

Do you know what that means? Well, if Destiny’s Child have any say, it means she bought her own shoes, clothes, jewelry, house, car, and hell … the watch you’re wearing if she damn well pleases. It means that she is fully capable of taking care of herself. Some men shy away from the often feared independent woman because, what can become of the relationship if she doesn’t need him? The problem is, no woman is an island. Sure, we can bring home the low-fat, turkey bacon, and scramble it into an egg-white omelet. We can even clean our own house, raise … [Read more...]

Don’t be that guy.

I’ve dated that guy. We met, he was funny, edgy, played guitar. We started dating then he lost his job. We had only been in a relationship for a few months and I didn’t want to be that girl who bails on him when he hits a speed bump going too fast and skids off the road. So I tried to stick it out. At first we tried the couch date life, but that got old super fast, so I decided if I wanted to get out and do things, I would have to exercise my bank account. I put it to good use and we maintained a pretty good dating life, and I was only mildly resentful. … [Read more...]